Won't someone think of the children?

As an overly concerned parent of none, I am outraged and disgusted with the blatant advertisement of salacious entertainment that has been violating television screens with increasing frequency. The broadcasters have shown to have questionable understanding of what is decent and appropriate programming by allowing the advertisement to be shown even between 7pm to 9pm, when decent, law abiding and morally upright citizens sit down at the living room with their families to perhaps watch a program about healthy living and family values.

But these obtuse broadcasters would rather have healthy and decent minds polluted with filth like advertisements for child pornography.

The advertisement of which I speak of is below.



Not only does the advertisement feature a singer that that has a name of a hooker, he also looks like he belongs on a police wanted poster for convicted sexual offenders. This man, as I have later found out, has been known to make young girls weak in the knees and hang on to his every word.

On closer inspection, one finds that the entire advertisement is cunningly designed to cause the rapid and subliminal erosion of children’s moral and sexual values. It suggests through an infectious jingle and easy choreography that it is acceptable to view and indeed enjoy child pornography.

Let us first consider the purposely sexually charged lyrics. Without paying much attention one could very easily disregard the lyrics as harmless especially when sung in that catchy benign melody that disguises its darker meaning, this is obviously a devious ploy from the creators of the advertisement. Taken as it is, written on paper, one immediately notices the similarities to the script of an average pornographic video.
Indeed one need only change the words ‘Singapore’ to ‘Bitch’, ‘drum’ to ‘dick’ and ‘feet’ to ‘fuck’ to find that the lyrics matches perfectly to one of the more popular videos on the pornographic website, hornyslutsfrombehind.com.

Consider also the ‘dance’ of the pedophilic pied piper. As in the case of the lyrics it is easily dismissed as quite harmless. In fact it brings to mind other more decent and appropriate kid oriented shows such as Barney or The Wiggles which also feature simple dances for children to easily follow along. Except in the case of the advertisement the ‘dance’ conveys a hidden message.

The dance starts with cupped hands brought together at the wrist, this is the image of a flower which represents the sexual purity of children, it is also a symbol of the vagina.
The sequence continues with the hands removed from each other in opposite directions quickly, this represents the destruction of the flower or deflowering the sexual innocence of the child. The coming apart of the hands also symbolizes the vagina being breached.
Lastly, the two hands are formed into the shape of guns and several ‘shots’ are ‘fired’. Guns are widely known to be phallic symbols and the firing of the guns reflects the act of ejaculation.

The above clearly shows that the advertisement promotes the sexual violation of children. As the advertisement comes to an end, we find that it is actually in support of the Youth Olympics.

If there can be said to be any good to have come out of this, it is that it has brought to my attention, the staging of a massive event here in Singapore, of what is in essence a pedophilic rock concert where children perform ‘tricks’ while wearing figure hugging leotards to entertain a crowd.

Answer me this, how is it that it is entirely appropriate of a young lady to wear sparkling, brightly coloured, one piece swimsuits to prance on a bar but when an adult female wears frilly pink nightwear while twirling around a pole, it is suddenly too racy?

Is it because the pole is upright and the bar is not?