Soooo…. I am going to be away for at least the next two weeks.
As it was a spur of the moment thing, my choices were rather limited, which was not helped by the state of my bank account.
Here I’ll copy this brochure my travel agent gave me. (It sure has a lot of strange typos though)
Well see you in two weeks.
Pulau Tekong
This idyllic island resort located just minutes away from the main island of Singapore is the perfect getaway for the busy businessman, secondary school dropout or low budget masochist.
This forgotten gem of the East remained largely uninhabited and unspoiled by human hands until early last century. Not long after achieving independence it was thought that it would be in the country’s best interest to allow the construction of resorts to attract tourists, thus the Marina Bay Sands and the Resorts World Sentosa were built.
Palau Tekong is unlike the other resorts in that it caters to a highly exclusive customer base and most are under invitation of the Singapore Government itself, which is a major shareholder in the resort, we feel that this contributes immensely to our unique ‘feel’ that has been highly praised by past visitors.
In designing the resort, great care was taken not to disturb the native ecosystem as the management is keenly environmentally conscious. It would interest the more adventurous visitors that the local flora and fauna such as the boar, 50 different species of trees and 87 species of mosquito are quite a common sight around the resort.
Our service staff has received numerous awards and counts among the region's best, they would be delighted to attend to your every need and ensure your fullest displeasure.
We pride ourselves on our excellent wellness facilities and an army of our enthusiastic fitness instructors will gladly reprimand you into a figure that you would not be embarrassed to walk around in public with.
So what are you waiting for? Christmas? Get off your lazy ass now and check into Resort Palau Tekong Today!
You Faggot!
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