Never in all my years of trolling the highways, underways and sewerways of the World Wide Web have I encountered such a rare and amazing find. It makes me want to believe in a future, a wonderful future of wonderful things in all its wonderment.
It is pure bliss condensed into a 25 minute video. It exposes the full spectrum of human emotions, happiness, sadness, hornyness, confuseness and a whole lot of other nesss I’m sure could be read into this stunning work of cinema by people better qualified (more pretentious) than me. The plot complex but never esoteric, manages to combine a love story and the story of a girl blossoming into womanhood without feeling contrived, more amazingly it pulls it off with hardly a line of dialogue. Many social issues are explored but the video does not try to address them but rather dances flirtingly in the grey areas. It is quite simply brilliant, pure unadulterated brilliance.
As a human being you owe yourself to watch this video. An instant classic that would no doubt find itself within the same leagues as ‘Citizen Kane’ and ‘The Shawshank Redemption’. All the more amazing that this is a pornographic video which as a genre have earned a reputation for being derivative and shallow.
Because of the nature of the video, I will have to warn that readers should only click on the link that I am providing if you are of the legal age and are not wearing any socks as they will only get blown away. Also this blog and its owner/writer will not be held responsible for any negative effects the viewing of the video might have on your life. Especially if you do not take precautions like closing your door and not watching this at school or at work.
THIS VIDEO IS NSFW AND HAS BREASTS AND VA-JAY-JAYS AND DICKS IN IT AND SO WOULD BE CONSIDERED BY MANY TO BE PORNOGRAPHIC. DO NOT OPEN IF IN SITUATIONS THAT MIGHT LEAD TO EMBARRESSMENT OR ARREST OR OTHER SUCH BAD STUFF. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
So now that’s out of the way, here’s a short review of the video.
A brief aside.
This is the most hilariously funny porn video ever. And for anyone who has experience in this subject will know how terribly horrible any attempts at humour these videos usually are, that alone is worth the price of admission.
The video stars the lovechild of Emma Watson and Charlize Theron and she puts on the performance of her life in this video playing the naïve young lover. Other cast members do not feature prominently, leaving Emma Theron to carry the video and she nails it.
The story revolves around the naïve young lover trying hard to please her lover, however she is obviously very inexperienced and a few laughs arise from the various methods she tries to ‘pull’ this off. And try she does wholeheartedly, one can feel her passion and tenacity, few cockles of hearts would not be warmed at the sight of a green sweat wristband, revealing the protagonist’s naivety while showing off her sweet side.
The protagonist’s constant posing did not distract from the narrative. At the later part of the video we question the intelligence of the protagonist whose first words in the video is “ice cream”, without pausing to let the viewer ingest this plot twist, it changes gear and one cannot help but commiserate with the protagonist as she tries to reinvigorate the flaccid form of her lover in vain.
Her lover is forced to take control of the situation but in the process the protagonist is hurt both emotionally and in the eye, resulting in the most accurate imitation of a chameleon ever put on film. The video ends strongly with a lingering close up of the protagonist still with a forced smile but one that cannot disguise the bemusement, befuddlement and bewilderment she is experiencing. But right before the video ends another plot twist emerges when we suddenly realise that the protagonist might be drugged up, leaving the viewer just as bemused, befuddled and bewildered as it fades to black.
This video explores several themes such as sexuality, maturity, the dangers of drugs and the mentally handicapped. But most importantly it is funny as fuck.
10/10
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