Disembodied Voice: Why hello there, Pocoyo! What are you up to today?
DV: Ahh, I see. It seems Pocoyo would like to play with you Pato.
Do you have time to play with Pocoyo, Pato?
DV: Hmm… It seems that Pato doesn’t want to play with you Pocoyo.
He thinks you are an infantile childish prat and he doesn’t want to play with you because it always ends with him covered in your spittle.
DV: I’m sorry, Pocoyo but it seems you will have to play by yourself.
DV: Hmm… Well if nobody wants to play with you why don’t you make up an imaginary friend then you don’t have to play alone.
DV: Haha, yes. That’s very good Pocoyo. All your imaginary friend needs now is a name. What are you going to call your imaginary friend Pocoyo?
DV: You are going to call your friend ‘Halla’? Yes, that is rather a fun name to call an imaginary friend isn’t it?
DV: Oh look! Here comes Pato now. Maybe you should introduce ‘Halla’ to Pato.
DV: Hello Pato! Pocoyo would like to introduce you to his new friend. Tell him what your friend’s name is, Pocoyo.
Pocoyo: ‘Halla’!
Pato: Quack! Quackquack’Halla’QUACK!
DV: What’s this? Pato seems to be angry at Pocoyo. He says that Pocoyo stole his imaginary friend’s name! Oh dear!
Pocoyo: No, Pocoyo didn’t steal!
DV: Pocoyo is saying that he did not steal Pato’s imaginary friend’s name. And besides it is clearly stated in the book of ‘Rules of Imaginary Friend’s Names’ that it is ok for a person to want to call their imaginary friend by the same name as their friend’s imaginary friends.
Pato: QfUacKk YoU!
DV: Oh Dear, Pocoyo and Pato are fighting now!
DV: Oh my word!
DV: Oww! That looked like it hurt.
DV: STTTOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP!!!!
DV: Don’t you see what happened? Your obsession over the names of your imaginary friends has made you neglect what is Really Important, your Real Friends, Each Other.
DV: I think there is something you should say to each other, don’t you?
Pato: Quack (sorry)
Pocoyo: Sowwi (sorry)
DV: Good now everyone is friends again. HURRAY FOR PATO! AND HURRAY FOR POCOYO! See you soon, Bye!
Now children don’t you think we could learn a bit from Pocoyo and his friends?
[I guess I should say Pocoyo is not my creation, so all rights to the creators and all that legal jazz, don't sue me please]
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